Just once I'd like to go somewhere where I know there'll be no one to find or harrass me. I want to hike or run with only shoes on, not to be seen but to just experience it.
Just once I'd like to go to either a naturist resort or a clothing-optional beach... somewhere where I know that the other people won't freak out at a naked, hairy white guy.
Just once I'd like to either go camping or have a little party (like a new year's party or something) with two or four friends (couples), and all of us enjoy the time naked without anything happening.
Unfortunately, where I live, there are too many closed-minded conservatives to make any of those remotely possible.
I know, people say that you never know what may happen. But you can't look at a falling slice of toast and think, "You never know, it might not hit the ground." Some things you can bank on.
