pretend you don't care

I noticed something the other day... I don't like it when people start talking to me about ME being naked.  It creeps me out.  I prefer to think of nudity as something that could just happen, and everyone could ignore it because it doesn't matter.  But don't ask me about it, because it sounds like you WANT to see me naked, and that's just gross (I'm not that good-looking... I'm a hairy old troll).